• All kinds of crazy going on at Florida Publix
• Shellfish again the target
• Jameis not involved in this one
• Woman steals 7 lobster tails…
• Where would you hide tails?
• That’s right …she stuffed them down her pants.
• It was all caught on security cam (has she never seen a TV reality show filmed in this century?)
• Says she entered store with intent to steal (probably the wrong thing to say)
• Going to trade them to a friend for Chinese food…
• …or Dilaudid
• Either way, the Chinese buffet is on hold …she’s in jail.

The whole story: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/06/13/Woman-is-caught-on-camera-trying-to-smuggle-7-lobster-tails-out-of-Publix-in-her-pants/9251402672952/