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Facebook to the Rescue

• Thief breaks into a house • Ransacks the place and takes credit cards. • He then changes into some of the homeowner’s clothes. • Then using the homeowner’s computer, logs onto Facebook to check his own profile… • Forgets to log out! • And leaves his clothes at the…

Eating the Evidence

• Florida woman arrested for driving on wrong side of road • And crashing her truck…twice • She’s handcuffed and put into backseat of police cruiser • She wiggles out of handcuffs • Reaches into front seat, where the bag of pot is • Begins to eat the evidence! •…

Mom Takes Stupid to a New Level

• Mom takes 6 children for playdate at water park • Children get wet • Mom doesn’t want wet children in her car • Tells children, ages 4 to 8, to ride on the hood and trunk of her Chevy Malibu for the ride home • Four of the six…

If It Ain’t Broke…We’ll Break It

• Scientists from Carnegie Mellon University brought their driverless car to DC • They wanted members of Congress to give it a spin • That’s where the problems begin…no surprise! • Congress broke the car • Not clear who flipped the emergency switch… • Could have been the proximity to…

Marijuana and the Fat Man

“Operation Summer Shield” is to help lower crime in Florida. Deputies spot a large man not wearing seatbelt. What does a good cop do? Pulls him over. Passenger, who weighs about 450, says he’s too big for seatbelt But there is a reason he is a little wider than normal….

Thief Shows Bling He Stole …to Police

• All kinds of crazy going on at Florida Publix • Shellfish again the target • Jameis not involved in this one • Woman steals 7 lobster tails… • Where would you hide tails? • That’s right …she stuffed them down her pants. • It was all caught on security…

Shellfish is Walking out da Door

• All kinds of crazy going on at Florida Publix • Shellfish again the target • Jameis not involved in this one • Woman steals 7 lobster tails… • Where would you hide tails? • That’s right …she stuffed them down her pants. • It was all caught on security…

Judge Goes Jerry Springer

• Florida judge challenges public defender to a duel –“go out back and I’ll just beat your [you get the idea]” • Judge even threatens to throw rocks at the attorney. • Why? Attorney refused to waive client’s right to a speedy trial • Judge tells him, “let’s go out…

Drones Gone Wild

• Drones are becoming popular these days • Innocent kid having fun at the beach, flying his drone • 23-year-old woman is sure he’s checking her out with the drone as she sun bathes • She has a fit and calls the cops • Cops come and arrest the woman!…

The Dangers of Pillow Talk

• Pillow talk can be dangerous • Especially when you fall asleep – and keep talking • Boyfriend is awakened by girlfriend beating him up • Girl says boy was talking bad about her…in his sleep • Girl pulls shotgun on boy • Girl shoots out front tire and windshield…

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